2005-09-08

    The Intelligent Falling of the Flying Spaghetti Monster

    Queridos hermanos,
    ¿alguno de vosotros ha oído hablar del Monstruo Spaghetti Volante, esa abominación creada por los apóstatas Darwinistas como mofa de nuestras Sagradas Creencias en un Ser Superior Creador de Todo?

    ¿Y qué me decís de esta burla de la Caída Inteligente que ridiculiza nuestra Fé en la Intervención Divina en todos los aspectos de nuestra vida diaria? ¡Si la Gravedad no concuerda con la Mecánica Cuántica no es porque Diox no estableciera una ley universal que rija la caída de los cuerpos, sino porque esa patraña cuanticista pretende hacernos creer que el azar es inherente a la Creación! ¡Como si Diox jugase a los dados!

    Desde aquí os aviso, ¡no caigáis en la tentación de plantearos las similitudes entre estas burdas pantomimas y nuestras creencias religiosas, pues rápido es el camino que lleva a la herejía apóstata y con ella a la condenación eterna!

    ¿Eh? ¿De dónde salen esos fideos gigantescos? ¿Por qué estáis empezando a levitar? ¡¡¡¡NOOOO!!!!
    Y es que hoy día nos parece muy fácil identificar este tipo de sátiras, pero todavía queda gente que cree que si no hace lo que un tipo dijo que un arbusto en llamas le dijo que había que hacer, al morir sufrirá un castigo eterno; y que si tanta devastación y muerte asolan Nueva Orleans hoy día es por que la ciudad era un antro de perdición y el huracán es un viento divino enviado por el soplo de Diox para purgar de pecadores la tierra prometida (la versión musulmana dice que es un castigo por la guerra de Irak).

    Así que bienvenidos Pastafaris, qué inteligente por vuestra parte el dejaros caer por aquí ;-)


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De: Imperator Fecha: 2005-09-08 13:43

Alucinante la paginita de Repent America. Y es que a veces te dan ganas de poner alguna bombita...



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De: Jesús Fecha: 2005-09-08 15:22

Madre mía... Cuando uno cree que lo ha visto todo... (-。-;)



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De: Assarhaddón Fecha: 2005-09-08 16:53

La gráfica que relaciona la temperatura global con el número de piratas... no tiene precio.

"You may be interested to know that global warming, earthquakes, hurricanes, and other natural disasters are a direct effect of the shrinking numbers of Pirates since the 1800s."



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De: Shaury Fecha: 2005-09-08 17:53

Pues si estais convencidos de pasaros al movimiento pastafari y quereis practicar, podeis meteros en la piel del monstruo spaghetti volante e ir convirtiendo a todos los ciudadanos que encontreis con el siguiente juego http://minijuegos.com/juegos/jugar.php?id=3608

Y todavía habrá alguien que se lo creera...



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De: BGTA Fecha: 2005-09-09 04:44

bieen ya tardavas en habalr de los pastafaris :P
lo mejor el dibujo de "él" creando una montanya algunso arboles y un Midged de pormedio x'D



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De: nfer Fecha: 2005-09-09 19:46

yo creía que lo había visto (y oído, y leído) casi todo...
Además ¡existen los milagros! Assarhaddón, te has reconciliado con el idioma de Chaquespiar!
XDDDDD



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juasss, "rápido es el camino que lleva a"? Tú no serás fan de star wars...



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